We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at...– Eleanor Roosevelt (via decrepito)
na-bokov: Are new years kisses available for download Can I torrent them
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Words can never fully say what we want them to say, for they fumble, stammer,...– Margaret Weis (via warriorsrise)
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
marfmellow: Honey Honey - Feist
walks into chair
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to...– Pulp Fiction (via savannahplease)
sofiemeanswisdom: Flightless Bird American Mouth...
topographe: Stand in the snow too long. To feel winter in the tips of your fingers and the lobes of your ears. Stay until the silence of snow falling becomes a symphony. The way the world is dead but no, not really dead at all, only meditating, wrapping itself in water, perfected. Stay until the moment of waking from a dream, reality as the snowflakes; borne every so softly down. Stay weary one,...
I think and think and think. I have thought myself out of happiness one million...– Jonathan Foer (via ouija-)